I know don't why I'm even doing this. I don't care for Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman (though I liked her The Aristocrats segment), Matt Damon, or Ben Affleck (until his George Reeves/Gone Baby Gone career saving). But I can't resist. If you somehow missed the Silverman banging Damon video, Kimmel has now scored with Affleck, as he revealed last night. Tough night for Ben. His little brother, and Amy Ryan, both lost at the Oscars.