my post today) a Twitter hashtag, of course, has been born: #MittWonders. My old pal Lizz Winstead offers: "Why can't people smoke at gas stations? I mean, it's outdoors!" (Then's there's the idea of strapping Rafalca to the roof of a plane.)A few other favorites so far:
--“I shave but it keeps coming back! What’s THAT all about?”
--"Why didn't Tom Hanks just buy a new Wilson?"
--"Why do cats get 9 Lives and Humans only get one?"
-- "Why would a baker include 13 in a dozen when it's just going to cut into his profit margin?"
--"How many millions does it take to win this thing?!"
--And, of course, the venerable: "Why do people drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?"