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Thursday, February 7, 2013

God Made a Banker (Or Was It the Devil?)

Last night we brought you the biting Funny or Die parody of Super Bowl commercial "God Made a Farmer."  Now here's a script for (though not yet a vid) for "God Made a Banker."  Highlight: 
God said, “I need someone who doesn’t grow anything or make anything but who will borrow money from the public at 0% interest and then lend it back to the public at 2% or 5% or 10% and pay himself a bonus for doing so.”
So God made a banker.
God said, “I need someone who will take money from the people who work and save, and use that money to create a dotcom bubble and a housing bubble and a stock bubble and an oil bubble and a commodities bubble and a bond bubble and another stock bubble, and then sell it to people in Poughkeepsie and Spokane and Bakersfield, and pay himself another bonus.”
So God made a banker.

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