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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Go to the Mattress

Amazing Craig's List ad by San Fran woman selling mattress, with bad vibes embedded.  "It's three years old, and feels like you're sleeping on a fucking cloud - even when you're unknowingly sleeping next to a lying cheater. In a bad relationship and have to lie next to the constant reminder that you didn't go to grad school so that you could move and get engaged? Then this is the bed for you, it will get you to fucking REM and for 6-8 hours every night you'll forget that you're sleeping next to a sociopath."

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