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Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Traffic Stop in New Mexico Leads to...a Colonoscopy

Surely the most disgusting, on so many levels, story of the month.  A fellow early this year was pulled over by cops and, since he was gripping his ass in some discomfort, they suspected he was hiding drugs.  They got a search warrant to allow an anal search, but a doctor at an ER refused to do it.  So he went elsewhere, where this ensued (we now know this thanks to a lawsuit).
1. Eckert's abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.  
2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
4. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
5. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a second time.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
6. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a third time.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.
7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.
8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert's anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines.  No narcotics were found.  
Throughout this ordeal, Eckert protested and never gave doctors at the Gila Regional Medical Center consent to perform any of these medical procedures. 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's a law suit waiting to happen.

Woody said...

I heard this story a few hours ago on RT (Russia Today). The hospital which performed the procedures sent this man a bill for services! He's hired a law firm.