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Monday, December 30, 2013

Headline of the Day

Or make that headline variations.   Here's the story.   Yes, in Beaverton, Oregon. I first saw it via OregonLive as:  "Ore. man on meth fights off 12 cops while masturbating in bar." Which, when you come to think of it, would be pretty hard to do, as described (and some wags asked if they were sure he didn't "beat off" the cops).  NY's Daily News had a slight variation:  "Oregon man on meth fights off cops while masturbating in bar: police."  Huff Post:  "Andrew Frey, Man 'High On Meth, Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating."  Webpro News: "Meth-Head Masturbator Man Subdued By 15 Cops." We'll spare you the "jack off" heads, so to speak.

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