How Derp Is Your Name?

Slate has a widget where you can Travolta-ize your name.  Or maybe this is just your Scientology password.   Mine came out as Greig Mitcheem--not too different.   Barack Obama="Brandan Hazmaton."  Bob Dylan works out as "Brooke Dizzon."  Brandon Cumberbatch: "Brandon-Lee Cunningwham."  Quentin Tarantino="Justin Tayzlor."  L. Ron Hubbard comes out as Roan Herward.  Beck works out as "Bruce." (Discuss.)