Joe the Shooter

Latest from the esteemed former congressional candidate Joe D. Plumber, aka Sam Wurzelbacher.       He was elaborating on his earlier claim that the parents of the Isla Vista murdered kids ought to shut up and not threaten his gun rights, or something. 

-Whistles don’t protect women from rape – a Glock does!
-When armed men come into your house to steal, a baseball bat doesn’t cut it. Unless you have an automatic-baseball bat. I want one of those – email me.
-When a nut-job decides to go on a killing spree and the cops are 5 to 15 minutes away, you are screwed unless you are carrying a Colt.
-And – this is the most important one:
Guns are mostly for hunting down politicians who would actively seek to take your freedoms and liberty away from you. Google “Hitler, Mao, Kim Jung Il, Castro, Stalin” just for starters.