My favorite part of
this story is that they got the scoop only because one of the CBS station's staffers (unnamed for obvious reasons) attended the event -- as if the hallowed 8th anniversary of a San Francisco strip club was some kind of big deal. Anyway: the "scoop" is that Hall of Fame porn "actress" Jenna Jameson said she is backing Romney for president because he'll be good for rich business people like her. I guess this balances this week's Obama endorsement from "The Hedgehog," Ron Jeremy.
Odd twist for Jenna: She backed Hillary four years ago and is an animal rights activist. Has she never heard the saga of poor dog Seamus? Maybe she is a dressage fan--or undressage, in her case.
UPDATE: Andy Borowitz
out with an exclusive report. Suggests Jenna only person in America who has "taken more positions" than Romney. But they both like "screwing people they don't know for money." Also: Mitt promises to do to all of America what she has only done to half of it.
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