Last night we brought you the biting
Funny or Die parody of Super Bowl commercial "God Made a Farmer." Now
here's a script for (though not yet a vid) for "God Made a Banker." Highlight:
God said, “I need someone who doesn’t grow anything or make anything but
who will borrow money from the public at 0% interest and then lend it
back to the public at 2% or 5% or 10% and pay himself a bonus for doing
so.”
So God made a banker.
God said, “I need someone who will take money from the people who work
and save, and use that money to create a dotcom bubble and a housing
bubble and a stock bubble and an oil bubble and a commodities bubble and
a bond bubble and another stock bubble, and then sell it to people in
Poughkeepsie and Spokane and Bakersfield, and pay himself another
bonus.”
So God made a banker.
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